What’s in a name? That which we call a rose…By any other name would smell as sweet.”… a beautiful line from one of William Shakespeare’s most famous works, Romeo and Juliet. Before you get bored let me say this is not a column about famed literature. While I do appreciate the timeless classics this is a column about something much more important and relevant to these days. Juliet may have been one of the most famous J names back in the those days but not anymore. Today’s high class society is dominated by Jennifer’s and Jessica’s. So much so I decided to do a Hot Top 10. This isn’t just a popularity contest or a looks competition. This is the complete package. Looks, personality, career, talent etc… the Miss America of Jessica and Jennifer’s… so let’s dive in
5. Jennifer Lopez: “Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got I’m still, I’m still Jenny from the Block… The ex Fly girl takes the number 5 spot on the list. From being a background dancer for Puff Daddy to on top of the world musically and on the big screen. Out of all the ladies on this list J’ Lo may have the best resume. She mad her big splash when she portrayed Selena. From there it was smooth sailing. While she’s never won the most prestigious awards for acting or singing she has become an icon in the pop world. She’s also the highest paid latin artist. I think we all remember the obsession with her booty. Today’s youth have Nicki Minaj or some video vixen.. We had J LO. Her booty could part seas and end relationships. J Lo’s dating track record includes, P Diddy, Marc Anthony and Alex Rodriguez. With those types of suitors you know she has to be pretty cool. With her blend of acting and music combined with her incredible dancing skills and latin flare she’ll be cemented on this list for years to come. There’s a ton of people who would have her at number one.
6. Jennifer Gardner: What were you thinking about Ben Affleck? I’m actually slightly embarrassed people say I look like him after this break up. Gardner possesses a look thats hard to describe. It’s like she’s on the verge of smirking, crying and laughing all at the same time. I feel like she’s about to sit me down to tell me something very intense. She’s the kind of woman that makes love. Which is a HUGE positive when you’re looking at some of these Hollywood actresses. Something about her just always seems honest and sincere. Which is opposite of Ben Affleck which is probably why it ended and probably was his fault. Like others on this list she hasn’t won a major award but she does have a Golden Globe to her name and plenty of credits. You know she’s the real deal when she has a stalking incident listed on her wikipedia. As far as body I can honestly say I haven’t checked her out like that. I know its good but she’s not the kind of woman you look at like that. She’s the kind of woman you marry. Third times a charm.
7. Jennifer Hudson: Hudson burst on the same after being a finalist on American Idol. Hudson may actually take the cake for the most acclaimed on this list. She’s won an Academy award and Golden Globe fit her appearance in Precious . On top of that she’s got a Grammy for her solo album and a Grammy for the broadway show, The Color Purple. On top of her amazing talent she is gorgeous. Stacked in all the right place with an incredible smile to bring it home. I have a feeling she doesn’t take shit but I also have a feeling she’s worth it.
10. Jessica Chastain: Number 10 on the list is a gorgeous red head who may not be as well known as some of the others on this list. Not because she isn’t as talented but because she flies under the radar. She’s starred in movies such as Lawless, Interstellar and Zero Dark Thirty. May I just say her role in Zero Dark Thirty got her on this list. She has this great combination of sexiness, sass, and can probably kick your ass. But can also put on a pants suit and convince the president to bomb another country. She may be a little lesser known but she definitely deserves a spot on this list. Plus you know what they say about red heads..
Just missed: Jessica Lange, Jennifer Morrison, Jennifer Conley
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